Yiff Café

Why did I read the first one as Machine-leaning?

I want an “Off-Leah Recreation Area” sign at the entrance to my basement

Вчера перед сном догнало: я ношу нательный крест хрен знает сколько, хотя к церкви отношения не имею, пожалуй, кроме покраски яиц на Пасху.

Самое время для ревизии духовных взглядов, найти что откликается вот прям щас, и отринуть устаревшие символы.

I'm late to a SCRUM meeting because I got distracted by cock photographs on Fediverse

Where can I find folks to ~~erp with~~ peer-review personal software projects of one another?

Fox can do JavaScript, TypeScript, VBScript, and… ABAP judgement-free constructive feedback, words of encouragement, optional uwus and owos

That's not how TDD is supposed to work, but little progress is better than nothing. Fox can fix tests later ™

I was surprised to learn that neither THERIAN, VULPES, nor FURRY vanity vehicle plates have not been issued to anyone yet.

While I don't need one… I kinda do
*excited *

Purchasing fire extinguishers has been a good decision. Hopefully, I'll never get to use them, but knowing they just sit there available in case of emergency calms down my fear of fires.

It honestly turns me on when I think of painting over someone, like, with a brush or roller. Knowing you can alter someone's body in such an evident way is just… OwO

Drawing and writing sounds similar, but doesn't have any appeal to me. I wonder if this is a common occurrence, and I couldn't find the name for this thing.

So, I bought that medium-sized collar from the nearby pet store because I wanted something to wear daily. Turns out, the meaning of “medium” differs from one brand to another.

It's too tight even for my kinky butt. I will have to cut and redo the sews… or maybe some hot glue will suffice?